Yep, this story has officially jumped the shark. From Defamer comes the prescription drug and Slim Fast buzz busting news that some twisted and damned soul out there has taken it upon his/her/its self to serve the needs of the golddigging babydaddy porn community and produce this little masterpiece(of shit).
Enjoy?
Howard K. Stern kept staring at lLarry until Larry became very
uncomfortable. “What are you looking at, punkhead?” Larry yelled out
towards Howard’s direction. “I am looking at a man I would llove to see
naked,” Howard answered aggressively. Larry thought Howard was joking so he
made no further comment.Howard added, “So, what do you say? Like to strip for me, loverboy? I bet
I am bigger than you?” Larry felt challenged, even though he was the
shorter of the two.“I am bigger than you,” Larry churped.
Yes, it really is shocking. Stuff like that should never be posted to the internet; this was just completely irresponsible and offensive and there is no excuse for it. Someone should be arrested!
For the spelling.
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Urgh. Wouldja mind not doing that to a person immediately after breakfast?
Hey, who forced you to read it? Eh? Or print it out and carry it around in your back pocket…by the way, your webcam is still on.
We are Metro. We do not understand your statement. Metro has always been webcam. Metro has always been on.
Unfortunately, the fact that a lawyer is doing that in this particularly repellent piece of prose gives it just enough of a shred of credibility to circulate for more than a day.
Indeed. That’s what lawyers do! Then they sue for custody of the offspring.
Ah. so Howard is the father of Rick Santorum?
Good lord! This is worse than what I read in the Enquirer today while waiting for all one million of my Arnold Classic pics to print, RC, about Anna shaving Howard Stern’s ass! No shit!
Run to the store and check it out as I am NOT kidding. Scurry and hurry! Shazam!
You’d think he’d have interns that waxed it; having his girlfriend do it, how low rent!
She FORCED him!
You just can’t say no to Anna Nicole!
(Well, NOW you can).
Hmmm, a lawyer getting his ass shaved with a Daisy razor. This calls for a quote from that highbrow comic, Larry the Cable Guy . . . .
“I don’t care where yer’ from, that’s funny.”
But while we’re still on the subject, that little gay fairy tale could have benefitted from cribbing a line from that seminal (no pun intended) 1980’s Val Kilmer ‘Weird Science’ ripoff, “Real Genius” in which Kilmer fires back at William Atherton over their respective abilities.
“Can you hammer steel rail spikes?”
FFE, I think you’re getting entirely too much out of this blog post. Step away.
SG, do you think Howard’s gone back to Bear since she died?