quiz: what kind of meat are you?

Oh my. While I was going to quarrel with the findings here on general principles, that last line is almost scarily accurate, give or take six inches.

You Are Chicken

Bah! You’re hardly meat. But you are quite popular, and people aspire to taste like you.You’re probably quite skinny and free of vices. Except letting people eat your eggs.

Give Me My Meat, Baby!

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25 thoughts on “quiz: what kind of meat are you?

  1. “You are duck. Exotic and unusual, you are a bit of a rare bird – literally.
    You’re known for being soft and succulent, though at times you can be a bit greasy.”

    Greasy??? I take umbrage.

  2. Alabaster, it’s easy to be a bee eater. Just pry the “F” off your keyboard and join the Yeoman Warders, right?

    I expected “brunette”, or “baby”, but I got chook too.

  3. You Are Beef

    You’re big, burly, and maybe even a little stinky. And no one’s going to come between you and a good steak.
    And you’ve probably never met a vegetable you like, unless fries and ketchup count.


  4. A friend of mine (a waiter) once got totally bawled out because there was veal on the menu; the woman went ON AND ON about how cruel it was, how could you serve that, etc, etc, because of course it’s always the waiter who decides what the chef will cook. Anyway, after her lengthy tirade, she went ahead and ordered lamb.

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