Oh my. While I was going to quarrel with the findings here on general principles, that last line is almost scarily accurate, give or take six inches.
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raincoaster 
“You are duck. Exotic and unusual, you are a bit of a rare bird – literally.
You’re known for being soft and succulent, though at times you can be a bit greasy.”
Greasy??? I take umbrage.
It’s that Euro vibe, that’s all.
They’re quite metaphorical, ain’t they?
I’m Duck too….I admit to the grease.
Also Duck is my favourite meat by a long way…so I guess that’s fair enough.
Maybe I’ll go throttle a duck.
Better than spanking a monkey.
Definitely more likely to result in a hearty meal.
Our perspectives are so very, very different, Alabaster. If you do it right, you should get a meal at the Ritz at least!
Different perspective?
How is the view from the gutter these days?
(I appear to be getting catty lately…love you really of course).
Jeez, I want to find out about by meat and there’s no link. Can’t be sausage then, eh?
‘my meat’ actually. I habe a code
You’re right? I guess the link got eaten.
There: call me blogbulimic. I stuck my fingers down the Internets tubes and hoiked it up.
I am chicken too and I’d much rather be a greasy duck. What choices render you a nice hunk of red meat, I wonder?
(Glad I didn’t come up FISH).
And I wonder about people who want to be pork, ya know?
What’s wrong with a tasty side of human flesh. Or maybe some bees….do you reckon you can be a bee eater?
Alabaster, it’s easy to be a bee eater. Just pry the “F” off your keyboard and join the Yeoman Warders, right?
I expected “brunette”, or “baby”, but I got chook too.
You Are Beef
You’re big, burly, and maybe even a little stinky. And no one’s going to come between you and a good steak.
And you’ve probably never met a vegetable you like, unless fries and ketchup count.
HOT DAMN!
Oh my, FFE, I have a weakness for armpit odor. Yum!
Get a room, you two.
Well, I do use deodorant to counter the Worcestershire sauce . . . .
I’m boring old chicken as well. I had hoped for lamb. :-(
No, eating lamb is evil. You do not want to eat lamb. Anyone who eats lamb is not my friend.
No wonder I have little friends.
A friend of mine (a waiter) once got totally bawled out because there was veal on the menu; the woman went ON AND ON about how cruel it was, how could you serve that, etc, etc, because of course it’s always the waiter who decides what the chef will cook. Anyway, after her lengthy tirade, she went ahead and ordered lamb.
Well, what nerve. They should have laced it with foie gras!
I think after the rant she gave they laced it with human bodily fluids.
It just gets harder every day to go out to eat, doesn’t it?
This is why you should always be nice to your server.