A few days short of the standard rehab dosage of 28, Britney Spears is once more unleashed and roaming the streets of SoCal. Lock up your Persis Khambatta fanboys! The paparazzi are reportedly respecting her request for privacy and taking refuge in umbrella-proof armoured Humvees for self-defence.
“Britney Spears has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program. We ask that the media respects her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”
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raincoaster 
Oooooo….excessive!
Tell me something: Can you see that picture? Because I can. I can see a good third of my Photobucket pix, while the others are “Bandwidth Exceeded” notices. Veddy annoying, I’m trying to track things down and fix them.
REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS!
Yeah, but has Brit ever seen anything through?
A few Big Macs and a bucket of fried chicken, I’m sure.
And pregnancy. I’m not sure she knows what causes that.
A bottle of Jack.
BTW, Britney says she believes in time travel. She might be onto something.
She might be one of those brilliant dumb people who doesn’t know she is either.
She’s certainly a throwback, although whether to the Neanderthals or just the hillbillies is unclear.
I think a synonym for throwback is divorce.