What are the odds a messy, drunken, bereft and adrift cheeto-positive Britney didn’t put in the winning $69.69 bid for this literally cheesy memento of the late great mucilage component? Stolen from Bridlepath.
I couldn’t eat him. It wouldn’t be right. Everybody loves Cheetos, but we love Barbaro even more. I don’t know what made me look at this one before I ate it, know it sounds crazy, but I’m sure I heard Barbaro neighing in my ear. He sounded a little horse, but it was loud enough for me stop eating and look at him. The rest is history and now we can share him with the world!
…Cheetos Barbaro will expire, BUT YOU CAN SAVE HIM!
…Please do not bid unless you are serious about taking care of Barbaro. Barbaro probably would like to hang around a while longer–NEIGH, HE SAYS HE WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER! So its up to you to make it happen. He needs to be mounted in a place of honor in a good, stable home.
BARBARO LIVES!












WTF – Will somebody eat him?
I think that’s against the law now, at least in Washington State.
y would it be agenst the law? i understand, but, y? if i had one, i would display it!!!
Well, you can’t display your Cheeto Barbaro and eat it too.