quiz: has American culture ruined you?

American what?

You Have Not Been Ruined by American Culture

You’re nothing like the typical American. In fact, you may not be American at all.

You have a broad view of the world, and you’re very well informed.

And while you certainly have been influenced by American culture (who hasn’t?), it’s not your primary influence.

You take a more global philosophy with your politics, taste, and life. And you’re always expanding and revising what you believe.

Has American Culture Ruined You?

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23 thoughts on “quiz: has American culture ruined you?

  1. Hi, RC, how’s you?

    A dilemma.

    My result is exactly as yours, the previous ones the same. So, are you sending low frequency waves across the Atlantic to influence me, is there some strange sort of electronic osmosis coming through my cable or do I no longer have to visit because i instinctively already know what you posting*?


    *except the insane octopi fetish.


  2. Thanks.

    Oh, I did know about it and am constantly astounded by all its’ various forms. It’s also deeply, deeply disturbing (heh) yet strangely compelling. Still, one minor flaw is eminently forgiveable.


  3. That was the script. On breaks you know he was sucking tentacle.

    Wait. That sounds wrong.

    Um, getting sassy with tentacle.

    Okay, still wrong.

    He and tentacle sang together in the church choir, damn you.

  4. Yep, thought that’s what you’d get. So much for those who say there’s no difference, eh?

    Also: of course Kurt was sucking tentacle. How do you think his kids all turned out that way. Michael’s even got gills!

    I’m so Amerikan, I pee red white and blue
    (If only we had socialized medicine, I might see a doctor about that…)

    ***You’ve Been a Little Ruined by American Culture***

    Whether you live in the US or not, deep down you’re a little American.
    And there’s nothing wrong with loving American culture, but it may have negative effects on your life.
    Slow down and enjoy what you have. Reconnect with life’s simple pleasures.
    You don’t need to be in a consumerist rat race. Life’s too short to overwork yourself!

  6. Couldn’t be: these internet quizzes are secured by Pinkerton’s and results audited by KPMG or some other highly impressive series of initials. Also, I note that most actual Americans get “yup, U B corrupted, yo” while most non-Americans pass the purity test.

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