12 thoughts on “The amazing comical adventures of lil’ Werner in Physicslandia!”

1. he shoulda just cut the bitch some fairy wings with Occam’s razor . . . .

2. or make him walk the Planck . . .

3. Oops–wrong Werner … I thought perhaps it might be this one.

   Making someone walk the Planck–for punning, for example, would be uncool to the Max.

4. not if it was on a packet boat

5. But, in an interesting and completely fictional side note, k.d. lang’s first intellectual love was quantum physics. This was expressed in the original lyrics (later trimmed by her producer as being too arcane and chaotic) for “Planck’s Constant Craving”

6. You never can tell with those Alberta lesbians.

   I met her once; she was very nice, and even smaller than me.

7. and you thought I was going to make a big dyke joke . . . shame on you . . .

8. It was late. And dykes come in all sizes, the size depending on how good the femme is with her tongue.

9. hey, when you put k.d. lang and Rosie O’Donnell side by side, it just reinforces the assertion that Canadians are nicer than Americans.

10. When you put kd lang and Rosie O’Donell side by side, you make the angels cry. Also, kd.

11. reminds me of the old joke – what do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes . . . .

12. Exactly. “Exit to Eden” anyone?

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