The second in our continuing series on the best ____ ev-ar.
from Defamer, who have beaten all Fark challengers into the ground with the sheer, sexy erudition of this one:
it’s white meat! (slap!) dark meat! (slap!) white meat, dark meat! (slap!)
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raincoaster 
‘and while we’re at it, NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!’
“I’m not mad at you. I’m mad at the broccoli!” is what one commenter said.
PS don’t you sleep?
and I didn’t even read the link before I wrote that, because you know what they do to nosey people . . . .
I got 4 hours – I’m good
You’re mediocre. The world trembles at what you’d be like with 8 hours of sleep a night!
at least my daughter isn’t my granddaughter – – – or wouldn’t be if I had a daughter.
Yet…
like pocket watches under tires, so are the days of our lives . . . .
and we all have our cross to bear . . . .
I’m actually laughing my ass OFF.
I’m going to have to put more work into my titles! I feel a little inadequate!
Or, as Lindsay Lohan would say, “Inadequite.”
I thought she said “inade . . . inadi . .. . bleaacccchhhhhhh!”
Alas, no. Her text friends immediately forward the unfortunate results to Defamer, who shares them with the world.
She’s a drunk and a druggie, but she makes a lot more sense when she’s wasted than I do. Gotta admire that about her.
I’m hurt – you didn’t even catch my Noah Cross reference . . . .
I’m HUNG OVER. Don’t expect intellectualism for at least 48 hours after I consume gin. I’m not Dorothy Fucking Parker ya know!
Well, I’m no Robert Benchley either and I’m sober . . . .
Well there’s your problem right there.
Moss gathers on a rolling Hart, I suppose . . .
I’m going to hunt you down and kill you. Seriously.
Is the thought of a semi-literate American THAT painful?
Yes. Look, dood, if Bush doesn’t take you out first at least my troops will be more merciful. Or effective.
Or else I defect and then you’ll be hating a fellow Canadian, and THAT’s not polite.
Oh sure it is, as long as you don’t tell them to their face that you hate them. Ah, you are so innocent in the ways of Canadians.
lemme dig up that George S. Kaufman reference . . . .
but maybe this’ll help in writing that C++ Algonquin-rithm . . .
*rolls eyes*