I’m the wine that never stops, as anyone who’s listened to me complain will verify.
You Are Pinot Noir |
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You have great taste, and you approach all aspects of life with a gourmet attitude. You believe that the little things in life should be cherished and enjoyed… and of the best quality possible. And while you may take more time to eat a meal or tour a city, it’s always time well spent.Deep down you are: A seductive charmer Your partying style: Refined. And you would never call it “partying” Your company is enjoyed best with: Stinky expensive cheese |
Actually, some people tell me that being in my company is just like hanging around stinky cheese. I wonder what they mean by that? Camel Cheese, perhaps?
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I’m Sauvignon Blanc.
Sounds pretty cool.
SauvB is indeed cool.
Finally a red! Nobody at my place (so far) has turned out to be red.
I’m Sauvignon Blanc too.
Hmm. It says I am chardonnay:
What were they thinking? I am a mystery, damn it.
I think it suits you.
Az, I hadn’t noticed you’d posted it. That’ll teach me to drink and surf! Shall link you up appropriately.
There’s no need to link when you haven’t found something on someone else’s blog, is there?
But you could fix my typo, if you wouldn’t mind. ;)
Done. I thought it was just a Spanishism.
I just can’t understand why Az wants communists to show up on her blog. Except in Italy, they’re just so passe’ these days . . .
ExCUSE me? I’m all about the Hegelian Dialectic!
“Hegelian Dialectic”
OW MY EYES!
[Cripes, Rain, how many syllables was that?]
I’ve been saving them up. I’m only allowed a finite number on the ward.
Oh I am so busting you out.
Great! Bring Harry Tuttle!
Is that some kind of freak Harry Potter reverence?
I do not get those you know.
It’s a freak Brazil reference. Harry Tuttle is the terrorist/plumber played by Robert de Niro in the great Eighties movie Brazil. He busts into the torture chamber with his squad of ninja/plumbers and rescues Jonathan Pryce.
Hegel was read, not red. Sheesh…
*ducks tomato*
Oooh, you earned that one! What’s that Spanish town where they do the tomato throwing? Yeah. We should helicopter you in.
I have no idea, but people keep telling me this place exists. Like the village that used to toss a goat off the church belltower (apparently they don’t do this anymore). Though vegetable rights activists may have put a stop to the tomato throwing, which is possibly why I’ve never heard of it.
Okay, here it is …
The ‘Tomatina’ Tomato Fight
In Bunol, Valencia. You actually might want to consider sending FFE instead of me … with his hands tied behind his back.
I say we make you two duke it out in the bullring as the entire town pelts you with fruit. Worst punner gets totally blasted.
I am a double threat here, I tended bar AND lived with a Golden Retriever, this means I can hit anything with a wadded up napkin or tennis ball from 20 feet with my eyes closed and that for sure carries over into tomatoes. Do I have to handicap or can I just pelt?
Just pelt. Although if you can coax a golden retriever into the ring with them and get it to chase the strays, we’ll buy you a bottle of Fino too.
You bring the dog, I will let him or her know what is needed. I speak better dog than I do people. Probably we can get the Golden to pelt things too, they like that.
I could get a border collie to keep score and blog the whole shebang. Let’s do this!
Yay! Border Collies are so smart. They totally rule elevators you know.
Elevators? Is there a story behind that? Mine just used to sigh when I put i after e…
Oh Border Collies are the patron dogs of elevators. They push buttons and everything.
True! I forgot that! Mine would push buttons, and she could read the numbers and see when it was coming. Kinda freaked people out.
Suppose Az and I just hit the retriever and the border collie in the eye with a big beefsteak tomato and run like hell . . . .
By the way, all the reds are over at Warren Beatty’s place . . .
Retrievers and Border Collies can catch.
We’ll see . . .
Border collies can even catch misspellings!
*expecting Graham Chapman’s The Colonel any minute now…*
But honest, you don’t want meee, you want more shameless punsters such as FFE, Archie and Metro. I am simply an innocent victim of bad influence and peer pressure and don’t deserve to be pun-ished.
Oh, see, you almost had me. Till that last one.
I can vouch for Az’s claim of victimhood and peer pressure – I used the punishment/punisher variant over on Stiletto’s blog earlier, and without the hyphen.
It perturbed SG temporarily . . . .
That takes some doing!
Like you had any doubts about my ability?
None about your intention…it’s just that so many have tried and failed.
Okay, that doesn’t sound right…
I think we were talking about perturbation, not getting in her knickers . . . .
She’s relatively imperturbable, though.
The exception proves the rule . . . .
and it also occurred to me . . . .
the loser of the tomato fight must surely suffer a good pasting
As will you, if I ever get my hands on you. Gawd!
Admit it . . . it was good for you
Yeah, the way Ex-Lax is.
There’s the opportunity for a really good comeback which, because even I show an occasional flicker of good manners, I’ll forego.
This time.
I’m calling the bluff. What the hell, everyone else has dumped on me this week, and it’s only MONDAY!
[say, border collies can lyp synch — did i spell that right?]
Mine certainly couldn’t sing to save her life, but she could dance better than Britney.
(50/50 I think, but I’m not a lip synch guru, so I could be wrong)
Organic wine. No preservatives. I am real 100 percent real!!
Yeah, but isn’t that what Britney says, too?
Ok then, di you mean good IN or good OUT?