my dream house: the floorplan

It should be Lambos, not Ferraris, but otherwise this sounds pretty good. The only problem is, it seems to give everyone pretty much the same result.

From Nag on the Lake, via Mastercowfish.

Your home is a

Rough Muse’s Mansion

Your kitchen is only used when the weather won’t permit barbecuing. There’s a pantry stocked with beef jerky. Oh, and deer jerky. Your master bedroom has a bedside table with a pad for writing down late-night inspirations. Your study has a locked plexiglass gun case filled with stuff that would make the A-Team jealous. And Al Qaeda. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.Your home also includes a gallery of your favorite works — the originals, of course. Your guests enjoy your animatronic replica of the cantina at Mos Eisley. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

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17 thoughts on “my dream house: the floorplan

  1. Ah, thanks for the clarification. If I had any Yiddish relatives ALL my parties would qualify. I’m thinking of having the long-delayed Freaky Tiki party on Halloween, but I think I already committed to taking a teenager to Fright Night at Playland (free carnival rides and six haunted houses with live actors; hilarious fun). We shall see, but reserve the date anyway.

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  3. Probably I had really better go hit the Hollywood parade this year there are not that many years I am likely to be able to pull off a body hugging white spandex catsuit and pretend to be Ghost left.

  4. It might be way more fun up there. I wonder how rough the borders are these days. Airlines are unsane just interstate, making people wear fip flops and hand over shampoo and cigarette lighters. Sigh.

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