I feel a soul-eating rampage coming on! CindyRedDeer shall be spared, for verily that is where I stole this from. From whence I stole this. Or Whom. Whatever. I’ll eat your soul.
Your Score: Spawn of Yog Sothoth
You scored 6 Unearthliness, 6 Sheer Horror, 9 Power, and 8 Intelligence!
You mother was the most cursed of human women, but your father was something truly unearthly [ed.note: naw, they got that backwards, silly OKCupiders!]. Depending on which side you took after, you may be able to pass for human, in the right clothes and lighting conditions, or you may be such a bizarre monstrosity that light itself refuses to acknowledge your form, making you invisible to the human eye [well, they got that right]. Either way, you have grown to a curious adulthood at a prodigious rate, and even now are conspiring to open the Gate that lets your father through to this meager world.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: