quiz: Which Lovecraftian Entity Are You?

Spawn of Yog-Sothoth? WTF is that? Don’t they know who I am?????

I feel a soul-eating rampage coming on! CindyRedDeer shall be spared, for verily that is where I stole this from. From whence I stole this. Or Whom. Whatever. I’ll eat your soul.

Your Score: Spawn of Yog Sothoth

You scored 6 Unearthliness, 6 Sheer Horror, 9 Power, and 8 Intelligence!

You mother was the most cursed of human women, but your father was something truly unearthly [ed.note: naw, they got that backwards, silly OKCupiders!]. Depending on which side you took after, you may be able to pass for human, in the right clothes and lighting conditions, or you may be such a bizarre monstrosity that light itself refuses to acknowledge your form, making you invisible to the human eye [well, they got that right]. Either way, you have grown to a curious adulthood at a prodigious rate, and even now are conspiring to open the Gate that lets your father through to this meager world.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 74% on Unearthliness
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You scored higher than 84% on Sheer Horror
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You scored higher than 92% on Power
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You scored higher than 94% on Intelligence

16 thoughts on “quiz: Which Lovecraftian Entity Are You?

  1. Your Score: Yog SothothYou scored 9 Unearthliness, 9 Sheer Horror, 9 Power, and 9 Intelligence!
    You are the ultimate horror. Any attempt to describe your interdimensional bizarrity would be futile, and any living thing that sees you must go mad. You are the Gate and the Keeper of the Gate. One day soon, when the stars are right, you will break through the threshhold of reality and plunge the known universe into hellish chaos, feeding upon the energies created by the anti-entropic force called life.

    My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

    You scored higher than 99% on Unearthliness

    You scored higher than 99% on Sheer Horror

    You scored higher than 99% on Power

    You scored higher than 99% on Intelligence

    I was a newspaper editor, remember?

  2. FFF, I too am a former newspaper editor and I too scored:

    Yog Sothoth
    9 Unearthliness, 9 Sheer Horror, 9 Power, and 9 Intelligence

    What does that say about newspaper editors, then?

  3. Hey there rain,
    Will you please consider doing me a big favour? I do not take quizzes that require that I give an email address. This flipping quiz pissed me right off because it wasn’t until the very end that one knew that an email address was required. Yes, I do have throw-away email addresses. No, I do not wish to use them on quizzes.
    tt

  4. So, now that you are wondering what the favour is I will ask it. Please notify us in your quiz posts when an email address is required. That way I’ll know in advance and I won’t bother taking the ones that do require one. ;)

  5. Erm, I did not notice any need to fill in an email address and definitely did not provide one. Perhaps The Lurker at the Threshold, The Key and the Gate, The Beyond One, Opener of the Way, The All-in-One and the One-in-All has no need of one, though…

  6. A Lurker whose abode is next to a stone circle and a fairy spring, whose abode sits on lines of power, and whose abode is plagued by manifestations of the black beast.

    And Samhain approaches as the Hunter’s Moon wanes…

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