What does it mean that I’m a kind of candy you can’t get in my country? I’d rather be something nice and Canadian, like Maple Toffee or something.
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raincoaster 
I am Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups – they’re one of my favourites!
Oooooh, I’m jealous!
Butterfinger – guess that means I’d play for the Colorado Rockies
Looks like it. Colorado is probably more to your liking than Virginia anyway. It’s full of Lefties.
I am Snickers:
“Nutty and gooey – you always satisfy.”
Not quite sure how to take this…
I’m a gummy bear? what the fuck?
Are you sweet and succulent? That might work.
Keep in mind, the only pool of talent is the American candy market, which is somewhat degraded. I’m surprised I wasn’t sour worms, but Americans aren’t into sour news, as you’re aware.
Reeses Peanut Butter Cups
Very popular, one of you is not enough.
yum. :)
I detest Colorado, if only because of Coors
A man decides to test his doctor’s credibility after hearing of several misdiagnoses of other patients. He takes a sample of Coors to him and says he needs his urine tested.
The doctor calls back a day later and says, “Your horse has diabetes.”
FFE, we do agree. The best way to consume a can of Colorado Kool-Aid is to pour it straight into the toilet, thereby eliminating the middleman and reducing the demand for kidney transplants.
Candy Cigarettes
You’re a total badass, but you don’t taste very good.
Yeah, yeah. As if Hershey’s tastes like anything but cocoa bean husks and nourishing carnuba wax.
Nutty and gooey . . . . . why, it must be Mr. Hanky!
Reeses. Sweet and nutty, with a rather small cup size. :)
I am candy cigarettes. Makes sense. [She says as she lights up.]
I am totally cracking up over the gummy bear fiasco Nurse.
Mr Hanky? wash your mouth out Mr Editor :-)
Trick or treat, my dear nurse >:^|D>
Snickers
Nutty and gooey – you always satisfy.
What Kind of Candy Are You?
Well, I cheated a little bit. It was a toss up between gummy bears and Snickers…if I had chosen “Sugar Lips” as a nickname I’d be the former…but I did pick Candy Girl first…would rather be satisfyingly Snickers than an ooey gooey gummy product!
Butterfinger always makes me think of Bart Simpson. Not a huge fan of either really. Well, except for you, Rain. I’m your fan.
PS. What would a Raincoaster bar taste like?
Alas, there are none alive who can now remember…
Is that because they were geezers, or because a Raincoaster bar is full of nuts?
Because it’s been so long since anyone’s eaten one…
I take it you’re not talking about cannibalism…
You know she isn’t.
Not exactly.
Don’t be smart, Max. I will have to drunk dial you at four a.m. Oh, wait – that would seven my time…yup, I’ll think of something else.
Just stay up.
Oh, I can’t do that. I have to get eight hours of sleep and release as much natural human growth hormone as I can.
I know – lame!
Totally lame. LOL
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