11 thoughts on “Last Call: Win measureless riches, fame, and adoration. Or at least a nice gift certifcate”

1. I hope they’re not trying to pawn off those ugly shoes.

2. Oh, the mommybloggers love those shoes. A cross between Doc Martens and fairy slippers. You’ll see Suri Cruise wearing them soon enough, you just watch.

3. “You’ll see Suri Cruise wearing them soon enough, you just watch.”

   Exactly. That says it all. How much you want to bet it’s Tom who is in charge of wardrobe?

4. Tom? or John Travolta?

5. Oh no! Why do you say that? Have they both come out, together?

6. Not at all. Only one of them was photographed in a Koreatown “men’s spa and steamroom.”

7. Which one? Was this one of those happy ending joints?

   Was it a straight or gay steamroom?

8. Oh I love those shoes, they’re adorable.

9. It was a gay steamroom. Given that he was outed for using it, I’d say that ultimately it wasn’t a happy ending for him!

10. You are such a tease! Don’t make me google this now. So – who was it?

11. Travolta.

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