Well this is a bit of a shocker to anyone who thinks they know my sex life. Including me.
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You scored as SyphilisYou’re a little bit sexy and a whole lot kinky. Some people might even call you perverted, but we aren’t judging you. Your passions do run high, though, and you never forget anything–even if you seem cool at the time. It might take some time, but you always get even… and usually drive your enemies insane in the process. This strange combination of stealth and sex appeal has kept you gainfully, although not always famously, employed. Your recent comeback tour is going well, especially since you stopped listening to your critics.
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raincoaster 
Jeez. What kind of quiz is that?
[Also I am afraid to ask why one of the categories this is filed under is “beaver.”]
hello, interesting quiz.. LOL!
I answered your request for emails re: plagiarize and scraper site unix[dash]fu[dot]org over at the forum.
I notice that today Blogger seems to have changed its comment form again. It looks like you can now sign in with a WordPress account. I thought that was an annoying little scheme they pulled with the no link back thing…Maybe they had lots of complaints…
I can haz link to da kwiz, plzthx?
Cheezburgrspeek has invaded the raincoast mainstream.
About the quiz: how can malaria be stuck in there? I thought it was transmitted only by a certain mosquito, which injects the larvae into your bloodstream when it takes a drink. Maybe I’m due to learn something new today.
Ian: I spend so much time on that site that Cheezburgrspeek is almost becoming second nature to me!
I’m really disappointed not to be necrotizing fasciitis, to tell the truth.
For whatever reason, the quiz strips out the link to the original site: http://www.quizfarm.com .
Wow – seems I lucked out then at getting necrotizing fasciitis:
You are inherently destructive, born to break stuff. The sound of children crying as their toys meet a tragic end brings you orgasmic joy and you invented the idea of taking candy from babies. You are a choosy kinda person, though, not bringing your special type of love to just anyone–only the truly deserving are visited by you. When you come ’round, though, the results are stupefying and when you leave, no one doubts your capacity for chaos.
See, that’s SO me! I totally feel cheated!
Wow I was thinking bubonic plague was the holy grail here but I was so wrong necrotizing fasciitis totally wins.
Yep, when it comes down to brass tacks, flesh eating disease is hard to top. Of course, Ebola’s not on the list…
I’m apparently malarial :-(
even though I like tonic (with my gin)
Obviously you need less G in your G&T.
Hmm. I scored as Malaria: You are one persistent, annoying son-of-a-bitch and your motto is ‘if at first you don’t succeed; try, try again’. Once you get a foothold in someone’s life, you’re loathe to let go and honestly, after a few feeble attempts, most of those poor suckers just give up. You’re easily distracted by a good beverage, although you prefer beer to mixed drinks. There’s something about tonic water that just turns you off. You may not always be at the forefront of everyone’s minds, but you never get completely ignored, either–you’re too irritating.
I obviously need to destroy more stuff when I get mad.
Obviously. Silent but deadly never got you anywhere.
I am also malaria. Hmph. I don’t buy it at all.
How can you be Syphilis and an oatmeal raisin cookie? BTW, I’m Syphilis too. Sigh…
All the quiet ones are malaria.
Moonbeam: are you saying that oatmeal raisin cookies should be something crustier?
Rubbish quiz I’m afraid cos I’m supposed to be necrotizing fasciitis and I’m always giving candy to my babies, even down to my last Rolo. Although anyone seeing my house would not doubt my capacity for chaos, it’s true. I daren’t get a webcam as Geldof might put a concert on.
Something’s off-I quite like tonic, yet I came out as malaria.
And the idea of a syphillitic oatmeal cookie is just about enough to put me off trying to acquire either …
Philipa: Geldof raises a lot of money. Don’t be a short-sighted fool! Grab a blanket and a tin cup and mug for the camera.
Metro, I thought you already had.
I think syphilitic oatmeal raisin cookies might just corner the appetite suppressant market. Blehhh.
So, who wants to tie this into Paris Hilton’s new booze in a can?
So not going there….
That’s the first time in history Paris has had trouble getting people to go to her can.
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