7 thoughts on “Well, no wonder!”

1. Hee hee love that :-))

2. Well it looks like it has no arms either, which would make masturbation quite difficult. I’ve long thought that was the reason T-Rex went extinct as well.

3. But I’m not sure how masturbation contributes to evolution?

4. Surely it must? I mean, in a sense it is “practice”, right? Which probably makes animals more proficient at breeding. That’s my guess anyway. Or perhaps it triggers sperm production. Maybe yankin’ on it helps make it bigger. Who knows….all I know is for some reason our ape ancestors started flailing away eons ago and none of my kind has been able to stop ever since. :)

5. Hmmmm. I think I saw an Animal Planet on the subject once, a long time ago.

6. There was a great one about a theory that holds that females of our species, through natural selection, have increased average male endowment several-fold. Apparently our ape relatives are not as well hung on average. I never knew that and would have expected the opposite.

   The theory postulates that the switch from walking on all 4’s to walking upright made deeper penetration in new positions necessary for the procurement of the species.

7. Hmmmm, that would explain the otherwise inexplicable popularity of David Spade.

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