There are bandleaders in Brooklyn starving because of people like me. Thanks, Jack Valenti, for giving all Canadians the right to freely download music from the internet. I mean, I’ll miss the hell out of Dal Richards when he goes, but it’s him or this Slave 4 U remix, and one must have priorities!

Did you know that in Britain, music stores are required to pay a copyright fee to protect them from litigation in case one of their customers picks up an instrument and plays a few bars from a popular copyrighted tune?
That shit is whack! Mind you, I’m beginning to think EVERYTHING is illegal in the UK.
They do tend to overuse those ASBOs. And I heard they’re trying to prevent their athletes from political speech during the Beijing Games! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot: whatever happened to free speech?
They could always do the Black Power salute!