40 thoughts on “Spoiler Alert!”

1. I thought it was Cujo, not Rosebud.

2. Dammit, I thought Snape faked the sinking of Krasny Oktyabr and brought Ramius back to live as an American consultant naked Mark Ramsey.

3. Couldn’t have been Snape. He was killing co-eds aboard the Red October with a lightsabre.

4. Goddammit! You could have said “Spoilers!” YOU GUYS!

5. Well, be that way. We thought you’d seen every movie . . . .

6. Also, raincoaster has a penis. I won’t tell you where she keeps it.

7. You’ll be saying Cthulu’s gay next

8. In the freezer, althought I don’t know whose it was originally

9. The freezer? It belonged to my last victim…

10. Ever see the episode of Family Guy where Peter isn’t allowed to rent anymore movies after he tapes over the beginning of Citizen Kane saying, “IT WAS HIS SLED! HIS SLED! There, I saved you two long boobless hours.” HA!

11. Metro – check your equipment. I’ve still got mine.

    Oh, and Ripley sends the alien queen out the loading dock airlock.

    Spoiler alert.

12. A Night To Remember,….
    The ship sank…..

13. Keyser Soze and Kevin Spacey are buds.

14. Oh, and the entire cast of M*A*S*H gets to go home

15. “Ever see the episode of Family Guy where Peter isn’t allowed to rent anymore movies after he tapes over the beginning of Citizen Kane saying, “IT WAS HIS SLED! HIS SLED!”

    I have not never seen Citizen Kane but I’m thiking that was something important. But thank you for saving my boobs.

16. Darth dies at the end.

    Spoiler alert.

    Spoiler alert spoiler:
    Worse yet, the director brings him back to life for three more movies.

    And my freezer is exactly where it’s always been.

17. Interesting you’d call it your ‘freezer’ . . .

18. *laughs at all of the replies*

    I especially like the Snape aboard Red October one, Metro. I’m glad I’ve seen all those movies. :-)

19. IT’S MADE OF CHARLETON HESTON!

20. The entire cast of M.A.S.H. not only got to go home – they all wore red frocks as they travelled! John Wayne had to save America from the invasion of refugee gays from 1953 and he did it with his trusty six-guns!

21. Alan Rickman’s character was HER FATHER!

22. Rosemary’s Baby was really the devil.

23. Bruce Willis was really dead in The Sixth Sense!

    And what about The Crying Game? Anyone?

24. Agent Fox Mulder was correct when he believed aliens were behind the government conspiracy.

25. Stil: Forrest Whitaker was a tranny enthusiast!

26. Well, all of those things are actually true. Except the Forrest Whitaker one.

27. I thought that was Eddie Murphy.

28. The world…is actually a SPACESHIP!

29. And I have touched the sky!

30. IT WAS ALL A DREAM!

31. Mary Crosby shot JR Ewing.

32. And it turned out that was actually HELL and Heaven accepts dogs!

33. The 85-86 season of Dallas WAS a DREAM!

34. IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!

35. Bobby Ewing lives!

36. There’s somebody out on the wing.

37. The hero is the villain! (Angel Heart?)

38. Barnabus Collins, the distant cousin from England, is really a vampire.

39. Superman was killed by a horse!

40. The hero is the villain (Fight Club)!

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