13 thoughts on “and it all means nothing more than…HEY! SHINY!”

1. Everything is relative.

2. Well, that depends…

3. Love the dog.

4. Ahhh

   but which would HE (or YOU) rather be ? Insect or Homo pSeudo Sapiens …. or Penguin ???

   History is all a mutter of the questions available for answer :

   eg for Middle-Colony Americans :

   1755 – French or English ? Answer = English, dammit

   1776 – British or American ? Answer – American
   (ignoring the Blecks, the Native Americans & the 100,000+ who fled to Canuckistan to escape the “Democratic” Tyranny of the criminal Tree-Murderer and his violent & unpleasant freonds

   2008 – McAuncient or Oor-Barak ? Answer = @£$%^&*?!!!± (Is Canada still open for fleeing Refugees)

   eg for Croats

   1783 Turk or Hungarian – Antwort = Austrian

   1918 Austrian or Yugoslav – Answer = Jugoslav

   1995 Yugoslav or Bosnian = Answer = Croat

   For the British

   1739 British or Spanish/French ? Answer = British

   1793 British or French ? Answer = British

   1914 British or German ? Answer = British

   1939 British or German ? Answer = British

   1976 British or British ? Answer = (The Government didn’t tell those dim Limeys that their Vote would be interpreted as agreeing to become Europaische ReichsCitizens)

   2008 British or European ReichsCitizens ? Answer – Sauron the Brown doesn’t trust the British enough to have a Vote

5. There’s a reason they call it “Balkanization”. Ever been to the Balkans?

6. Sauron the Brown is very perspicacious. After all, your finest and best were exported to the Colonies. The Peoples Republic of Wales and the Scottische Empire are likely to be two of only three parts of the Was Once Greater Britain to remain independent. The other is East Finchley which will be led by a ball of string and thruppence worth of dolly mixture.

7. Bags I the dolly mix!

8. I’d rather be led by a thruppence worth of dollybird and a good solid piece of rope…

9. Yes, but what choice have you got? Hazel Blears?

10. I like http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/ .

11. I identify with the cat. He’s a charmer!

12. Any woman with “Right Honourable” in front of her name is anathema to me, rain. ;)

13. I’ve always prided myself in being dishonorable, myself. Which explains why Boris Johnson only quotes from raincoaster in off the record convos!

    Not that it would be good for a Tory to ally himself with an anarchal commie. Still

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