I was kind of disappointed not to be Godzilla, there’s no denying it, but maybe this quiz is limited to mundane reptiles, as if there is such a thing. As it is, I shall attempt to take pride in my kinship to Gustave and the lost people of Irem, lost city of the Arabian desert.
You Are a Crocodile |
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In fact, your wisdom is so deep that it sometimes consumes you.People are intrigued by you, but you find few people intriguing. You are not a very social creature. You are cunning. You enjoy deceiving people a little. You are able to find balance in your life, and you can survive anything. |
raincoaster 
Crocodile is totally you: You also eat about every six weeks and tend to spend the rest of the time dozing in a murky puddle.
“You are wise, grounded, and focused.
You also have an extreme energy… an energy rare for someone so serious.
You respect the earth and truly love nature.
You wish that everyone was able to live in harmony.
The only thing you have to remember in life is to slow down and pace yourself.
You can get wound up easily over things that really don’t matter much.”
Slow down and pace myself? Heck, I’m trying to avoid having to get out of bed in the morning. On second thought, strike “in the morning.”
That is true. And as for your last bit, i have completely succeeded at that. Ask your wife!
I do not like my reptile I want a recount.
Just change your answers! Don’t you know this by now?
I did, it gave me the same reptile.
Oooh, it must be psychic. Perhaps you need to consult a herpetologist (not as offensive as it sounds, really!).
You can’t fool me – I took this quiz years ago and got ‘F. Lee Bailey’
I finished up slithering! But then so did someone else – and he was inna gadda de vita – – –
Steve Jobs?
Ahh, so that His Satanic Majesty’s latest I-carnation – – –
Of course! Haven’t you heard what he called his computer company?
Is a “royal dick” a reptile? I’m confused.
Yes, it is. It is the kind from which Godzilla is descended. You know Godzilla; he let Megatron do all the work and took all the credit.
I’m another turtle, apparently. Wise, grounded and focused, etc etc.
Pah. I’d rather be an alligator.
Hey, don’t be like that! Turtles rock!
–‘Specially when you turn them over.
Besides, who ever heard of the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Alligators”? That’d just be silly.
True. Also, turtles are something supercool in Native lore, but I’m damned if I can remember what it is. Plus, they carry the world on their backs and from what I understand of your life, Stony, that fits.
lol@Max.
You Are a Lizard
You are intuitive and sensitive.
You pay close attention to your subconscious and your dreams.
You embrace your fears and the darker side of life.
It’s easy for you to be detached and objective when you need to be.
You are able to let go easily. You don’t get attached to much.
And considering how often you change course, people shouldn’t get too attached to you.
What Reptile Are You?
A herpetologist? A lot lizard might be offended.
You know, that does sound like you.
You’re definitely not a lot lizard. Metro would know about those (he has a disgraceful past as a trucker, you know).
Personally I rather thought I might turn out to be a Python.
It would suit with my amateur herpetology training. I can recognize different types of lot lizard from quite a long way away. Which is best all around.
If you explore the species up close the appropriate term is herpesologist.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
You Are a Snake
You have extraordinarily sharp senses.
You sense what’s going on almost before it happens.
You connect with the world. People instantly feel close to you.
You are a natural protector. You take good care of your friends.
You are an ambitious person. Your ambitious drives you.
But while you are ambitious, you are also humble. You are thankful for everything you have.
Metro: Which Pythn? Terry Jones, Terry Gilliam or Graham Chapman?
Python, excuse me.
Hi, Will
Are you related to Cecil ?
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Good lord! Is everything okay in Eaglelandia? That’s not only your shortest comment ever, but it’s also colloquial and lacking in punctuation!!!
Apparently I’m a turtle but I’d rather be a frog.
WC
huh? I’m A lizard?!? like Jim Morrison (the Lizard king)?
I hate the DOORs.
So do I, but we cannot turn away from our destinies, can we, lizard-brain?
Yep!
A far distant relation that I did look up once. It’s good to have a country named after you.
The Doors rock almost as hard as turtles.
@G Eagle:
What be’st this? Be it nineteen and sixty-five? Next thinge wee shalle knowe, thou’lt be incanting ye masse in ye wernaculous languagge of ye commonne people!
The Doors are nowhere near as good as the Turtles! They can’t do harmony!
Will, M. Eagle – good to see some scholarly work there . . . .
Well, I’m from a province named after me. Does that count? There’s a slight time discrepancy, but I like to think of it as them getting ahead of themselves in all the excitement.
There’s a province called bitch?
Good one!
Soon, Metro, you will live on a street called Bitch, in a town called Bitch, in a province called Bitch. Operation Global Media Domination is not to be underestimated!
Do you have a position for me, in this wonderful world of Bitch???
So, I can infer the following?
Life is a Bitch.
It takes a Bitch to raise a child.
The Bitch is Back (with no apologies whatsoever to Elton John)
If you’re on the coast, take a Bitch vacation.
Your hairdresser is a Bitchcomber.
Doubtless I will also ride upon a streetcar named Bitch.
@Stiletto:
If she can’t find a position for you … Oh never mind.
@FFE:
It is only to be inferred that Raincoaster is a horse.
We know this because she is a bitch, and she said she is one. Thus we have it straight from the horse’s mouth. Therefore Raincoaster is a horse.
Quad Eros Demonstrata
And you, Metro, are a llama, although you probably don’t know it yet.
You know, I always knew I was destined for greatness. Dalai or Panchen, though?
Alpaca you a bag lunch so you can travel and contemplate it
@ Metro: brindle.
Bitch is the seat on the back of my motorcycle. “riding Bitch”. All other definitions are useless.
I’ll be the judge of that, bitch!
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch! All I ever hear is bitch . . . . why not try the South Bitch Diet? Hear about the lesbian show dog? It was a Bitch on frisse.
Where my bitches at?
Maybe yer gettin too big fer yer bitches?
I’ve gone to the bitch and I’m never coming back.
it is very wise im a crok