Oh, man GROSS! I knew there was a reason I didn’t like pool noodles.
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Cthulu will devour you!
$1.95? The cost of mythos is cheap.
‘Cthulu will devour you!’
Sometimes it works the other way.

Just clever branding. Foam tubes were never so sexy…
You mean it’s not real? OMG I bought twenty and have been sacrificing infants to them for three days now!
Damn, I got scammed! They told me they were Flying Spaghetti Monster appendages.
Well, how do they taste with clam sauce? I think that’s the test. If it’s Cthulhu, the clams will start doing obeisance.
‘Well, how do they taste with clam sauce? ‘
Haha. Ask the little guy in the squidwoman pic.
He’s a bit busy for an interview right now…
He’s in over his head! This is creature abuse!
I for one can’t view my seafood the same way, particular today’s lunch. It’s not often I allow myself to feast on seafood pasta, and I certainly will never allow what it is in my pasta…to feast on me.