Never let it be said that I failed to pander.
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Actually, I don’t call mine anything at all. It’s not as if they’re going to pay attention to you when you do that anyway.
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Apparently, I should call them Superman and Wonder Woman. One of those is just wrong.
Superman has bigger boobs than WW in most of the comics I’ve seen!
Itchy & Scratchy???
Well, that was using azahar. Using my real life name it says I should call them Tom & Jerry.
Penn and Teller.
Given my gender, makes perfect sense
“Fire and Brimstone.”
That is good enough I may have to post that one.
Cat and mouse, az? There’s a metaphor in there. And FFE, it is indeed perfect.
max, perhaps there’s a Saturday morning cartoon series waiting to be written, starring your boobs.
I’d watch a cartoon like that.
It could be called “Bubble and Squeak.” I got that name off a boob name generator.
The Captain & Toenail.
(audible snork to FFE)
Toenail? Dude, you’d better get them lifted!
Captain and Toenail? Could be worse. Say . . . Neil Sedaka and Paul Anka? Wait, that’s names for vaginas . . . .
Well, my mother grew up with Paul Anka and apparently he really was a…vagina.
Paul Anka wrote the “Theme to the Longest Day” which more than made up for his vejayjayness. That also means your dad had an Anka, otherwise you wouldn’t be here.
He must have had it twice: I have a sister!
I got Homer and Marge. I’d like to trade that for Fire and Brimstone please
No way, Fire and Brimstone are mine.
Girl I worked with years ago had the last name of “Brosselot.” Dead heat in a zeppelin race. Had the posture of a sun dial. Her kids all had facial stretch marks. True story. Sort of.
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Mine are simply Very Expensive.
i got skull and crossbones..!!..i love skulls and crossbones and the gangs and roses symble
skull and crossbones
Apparently, I should call mine Thunder and Lightning. What. The.
Sounds impressive!