You honestly mean to tell me I haven’t written an original post for my! OWN! DAMN! BLOG! in nearly a month? Well, you lucky bitches had better enjoy the next fourteen or fifteen hours, because the second I have one second to myself, I’m going to be blogging the living damn daylights out of WordPress.com, just you wait and see.
Boys, warm up the servers. It’s going to be a bumpy ride!