Quiz: What Kind of Christmas Tree Are You?

Goddam fuckin’ straight I’m a bright Christmas Tree! Ain’t NO MOFO mo’ Christmasy than me!

You Are a Bright Christmas Tree

For you, the holidays are all about fun and seasonal favorites.


You are into all things Christmas, even if they’re a little tacky.

14 thoughts on “Quiz: What Kind of Christmas Tree Are You?

  1. I’ll tell you what kind of fucking christmas tree I am. One that is left to grow in the forest and provide oxygen, not one that is chopped down and displayed in the living room of some self-indulgent, drunken hypocrite for about a fortnight and then burnt in a frenzy of false jollity and ecological fascism. That’s what kind of fucking christmas tree I am.
    I hope that this helps.

  2. interesting questions, I like the discussions and responses, it helps me learn people’s creativity and imaginations.

    Excellent work!

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  4. You Are a Tinsel Tree
    For you, Christmas is no different than the rest of the year.
    And this means you do things your own way – and continue to surprise people.

    Ooh! Shiny!

    Actually, I’ve always thought of myself as the Charlie Brown tree: At my best after all the fuss dies down, but a bit ragged at the edges until then.

  5. But you ARE a tinsel tree. It’s so perfect for you. The only thing you do at Christmas that’s different is, you turn the heat up one degree. Just while the Queen’s Christmas Message is on. Then you say, “What’s wrong, don’t you like your new triple-knit socks?” and turn it back down.

  6. You Are a Traditional Christmas Tree
    For a good Christmas, you don’t have to re-invent the wheel.
    You already have traditions, foods, and special things you bring out every year.

    That’s me!

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  8. I don’t know hoe many types of Christmas trees are open to be picked, I wish that i were a tree that read everybody’s mind, when the people come to the tree, their dream lists will be come true magically by the power of the tree itself, then it is a surprises..

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