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This is after having been bitten. But of course I would not be. Because I know you stay OUT of the mall and head INTO the swimming pool, duh. Zombies hate water more than Persian cats do. Everybody knows that, but I’ll be the only one to remember it come Zombiepocalypse, you wait and see.
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An hour and a half. That should give me long enough to agonize dramatically before I turn the flamethrower on you, then the shotgun on myself. Sorry, but it’ll just have to be done.
Dude, you already tried that, remember? You need a silver bullet.
Everyone knows zombies are best handled using a shotgun or chainsaw, however a flamethrower will do in a pinch.
Silver bullets are for werewolves.
You’re clearly having genre identity issues.
I wasn’t talking about shooting the zombies. A flamethrower? You’re too cheap to pay for that much heat.
But, duh, you’ll be a zombie. And then there’ll be nothing for it but to put you out of my misery.
You don’t turn people into zombies by shooting them with flamethrowers. God, what kind of movies are you watching, anyway?
You know, I’d started a response to that last when I suddenly thought “₤µ©λ it. She knows she’s just being annoying to get my goat and cause me to reply with another comment.”
Well I’m not falling for your little Rain(coaster)-dear games! I deleted my reply and won’t be posting it. So nyeeeah!
Well I’m safe for an hour and five minutes. And it is wooden stakes which are used on zombies. Preferably while they are sleeping in their coffins. How Goth is a luxury coffin as a bed? Sheesh, why don’t you kids go back to the original books?
Oh for GOD’s sake. Stakes are used on Vampires: ash stakes specifically. And while you’ve got them pinned you have to cut the head off and stuff the mouth with garlic.
Shit, am I the ONLY PERSON who knows this shit? I should start a consultancy.
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Safe for an hour and after that i will make others zombie… :-)
I didn’t even know that zombies bite. Oh wait, they eat you, right? Would they stop after just one bite? I think I’m confused.
I would be completely turned by an hour and 2 minutes.
id last 56 minutes due to my lack of exercise. haha
zombies rock man
They do. It’s the only way they can walk, because they can’t bend their knees much.
where you bite by a female zombie to be told that