I mean, you can KEEP your fucking Scrooge, bitches (even the Bill Murray and Alastair Sim ones), if there’s one entity I’d like to be serenaded by on Christmas Day, it would be the multifarious organism known to terrestrials as GWAR. So here is video through which we can all live vicariously, as GWAR descends upon an unsuspecting suburban neighborhood, successively terrorizing a harmless family, an inflatable Santa, a grandmotherly type, and a soccer mom.
Everybody hates those fucking inflatables. Smug bastards, they are.
Watch. Watch and experience the unique joy of the holiday season as GWAR brings their very special brand of awesome to the celebration of the birth of the Christ Child.
Strangely, it seems even GWAR has self-esteem issues! From the video (just after the buzzsaw attack solo):
“How’d we do?”
“You were awesome!”
“Better than crappy?”
“A LOT better than crappy!”
Yes, Soccer Mom. Yes, they are.
Having attended some Gwar concerts, I have to ask before I click that link–is there splooge?
No, just gore.
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