This post will not include cats. Everyone knows cats aren’t emo.
Icelandic Ponies are emo. You would be too, if an outbreak of horse herpes had sent a flock of Utah Beauty Queens off their regular mounts and onto you. You would also, presumably, be rather tired, if very relaxed.
Emo pony doesn't care about your sugar. Life IS lumps, sweetie.
Look, they’ve even got the hair:
Sable Island Pony is emo, too. With better hair
And Poodles, also are emo. Chihuahuas are not emo: they’re just evil.
Emo Poodle is Self Actualized
It is potentially possible that things that start with a P are all emo. Of course, starting off with a Pee always makes me less moody and irritable…
raincoaster 
It doesn’t get much better than a good Emo joke, especially when it involves sad animals. My two favorite things in the world! Nice…
Glad you enjoyed it. No. Wait. NO I’M NOT GLAD.
You’re just using me. It’s all pointless anyway.
We have lot’s of highland cows here, they’re at least 90% emo fringe – there’s an emoo pun in there, but I’m certainly not doing it.
(lol thanks for the contact form comment btw raincoaster, I was in a bad mood and it cheered me up considerably – as did photos of emo ponies lost in contemplation how of how mainstream sugar lumps are)
I’m glad it cheered you up. You’re just too awesome to not be reminded of that fact on a frequent basis.
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Is it me, or does the chihuahua show traces of Joan Rivers?
Chihuahua? In general, yes. But do you mean the poodle? Because it has better hair than Joanie.