This post will not include cats. Everyone knows cats aren’t emo.
Icelandic Ponies are emo. You would be too, if an outbreak of horse herpes had sent a flock of Utah Beauty Queens off their regular mounts and onto you. You would also, presumably, be rather tired, if very relaxed.
Look, they’ve even got the hair:
It is potentially possible that things that start with a P are all emo. Of course, starting off with a Pee always makes me less moody and irritable…