Well, on Wednesday anyway.
In lieu of throwing my own party, for which I’d have to pay and after which I’d have to clean up, I’m just going to hang out at Gin & Sin at Killjoy in Yaletown and wait for people to buy me drinks. This could get fraught, as I invited about 50 people, the drinks are cheap (well, the specials are cheap) and this is a video demonstrating about how well I socialize in large groups at a swank bar.
Should you decide not to attend, but wish to contribute presents, well, the LAST thing I would want to do is crush your dreams. Of course you may. Here are some suggestions:
Or perhaps this:
Or there’s always: