Scene Change

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…aaaaand now for something completely different! Here is my latest discovery, Gin Wigmore, fresh out of Kiwilandia and sounding like a hairball coughed up by the raddled lungs of Janis Joplin on a helium binge.

No, wait. It sounds a LOT better than it reads, trust me. You will like this, and if you don’t, I want to know what’s wrong with you.

I got lots of jealous lovers that all wish they had me back
Got a pistol for a mouth, my old mama gave me that
Making my own road out of gravel and some wine
And if I have to fall then it won’t be in your line

[Pre-Chorus:]
Everybody’s doing it so why the hell should I
Everybody’s doing it so why the hell should I

[Chorus:]
I’m a bad woman to keep
Make me mad, I’m not here to please
Paint me in a corner but my colour comes back
Once you go black, you never go back
I’m a black sheep
I’m a black sheep

[Verse 2:]
I wasn’t born a beauty queen but I’m okay with that
Maybe radio won’t mind if I sing a little flat
I wear my boots to bed, hang a cross up on the wall
To save me from a shallow grave that wants to take us all

[Pre-Chorus:]
Everybody’s doing it so why the hell should I
Everybody’s doing it so why the hell should I

[Chorus:]
I’m a bad woman to keep
Make me mad, I’m not here to please
Paint me in a corner but my colour comes back
Once you go black, you never go back
I’m a black sheep
I’m a black sheep
I’m a black sheep
I’m a black sheep

[Repeat Verse 1:]
I got lots of jealous lovers that all wish they had me back
Got a pistol for a mouth, my old mama gave me that
Making my own road out of gravel and some wine
And if I have to fall then it won’t be in your line

[Chorus:]
I’m a bad woman to keep
Make me mad, I’m not here to please
Paint me in a corner but my colour comes back
Once you go black, you never go back

[Outro:]
Once you go black, you never go back
Once you go black, you never go back
Once you go black, you never go back
Once you go black, you never go back

Oh Sweet Jeebus There’s Another

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Ugh.

STOP BULLYING THE ELDERLY, WORDpress

  1. notmayberry
    Member
    May 30, 2014, 12:34 PM

    Please stop rejecting my passwords. I don’t care if you don’t think my password is not secure. I am OLD, & it is more important that I can remember it. Trust me, it’s fine. STOP BULLYING THE ELDERLY!

    The blog I need help with is notmayberry.wordpress.com.

  2. timethief
    Member
    May 30, 2014, 12:44 PM

    STOP BULLYING THE ELDERLY!

    Are you kidding me? What’s with this ageism nonsense? We can learn new things right up until the day we passover. I’m not buying into that because there is no evidence that the vast and overwhelming number of seniors are not mentally competent and have memory issues. In fact the numbers of seniors who have memory issues are low.

    STOP POSING AS A VICTIM!

    Only passive aggressive manipulators pose as victims under the guise of being bullied and make demands for special treatment based on ageism.

    In fact the password setting requirements are the same for all of us bloggers regardless of age and infirmity. Note my gray hair and know I’m also a senior. My advice is either get with the program as I have done or find anther hobby.

  3. timethief
    Member
    May 30, 2014, 12:47 PM

    If you have lost your log-in information you can visit https://en.wordpress.com/wp-login.php?action=lostpassword

    The weakest point in any security for your online accounts is usually your password. Traditional Passwords Are No Longer Safe. For Selecting a Strong Password see herehttp://en.support.wordpress.com/selecting-a-strong-password/

  4. notmayberry
    Member
    May 30, 2014, 12:54 PM

    What a jerk you are timethief! Go get some meds for your personality disorder. Shut up; your replies are mean & useless.

    I have been using the same password on WordPress for 3 years. I want to keep using it. Suddenly WordPress rejects it because , ” I have used it before”. WordPress is constantly telling me I am not signed into my account when I am signed in.

    Apparently, there is no way to give feedback to WordPress, except via trolls like timethief in this forum? Bad idea.

  5. timethief
    Member
    May 30, 2014, 1:05 PM

    I have been using the same password on WordPress for 3 years. I want to keep using it. Suddenly WordPress rejects it because , ” I have used it before”. WordPress is constantly telling me I am not signed into my account when I am signed in.

    Oh so now that your posing as a victim routine replete with using ageism as a manipulative tool to get special treatment got you nowhere, you prove you can communicate like everyone else. You could try emailing support@wordpress.com

  6. raincoaster
    Member
    May 30, 2014, 11:57 PM

    Nobody is bullying you because you are elderly. If you are being bullied, it’s probably because you are an unintelligent drama queen.

  7. raincoaster
    Member
    May 31, 2014, 1:04 AM

    REDACTED

    See, when you whine and plead privilege, this is what you get. Spam. Great work there.

  8. druesome
    Staff
    May 31, 2014, 2:28 AM

    Hi there,

    Sorry to hear that you think WordPress.com was bullying you. The only reason why we ask for a secure password is to prevent hackers from gaining unauthorized access to your account. When such happens, there’s a chance that your personal data and blogs may be stolen, and even bigger problems may occur as a result. I think that this little sacrifice on your part would prove beneficial in the long run. Thanks for your understanding.

  9. raincoaster
    Member
    May 31, 2014, 3:05 AM

    druesome, I know you’re a much, much nicer person than me. I’d just like to say that I hope WP is treating you right. To get me to respond politely to this rant…I don’t think the budget exists.

    Selah.

The Butthurt is Strong With This One

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I guess Mercury is in retrograde or something, because the forum is just full of these assholes lately.

How to report a site help please??

  1. actionhero11
    Member
    May 29, 2014, 2:32 AM

    Cant report anything that is illegal…???

    How can i report a site …that contains harassing and inciting violence and hate crimes ???

    Your report feature stalls at validating ???? Immediate action required

    The blog I need help with is actionhero99.wordpress.com.

  2. raincoaster
    Member
    May 29, 2014, 2:40 AM

    And what is the URL of the site? Have you tried reporting it tohttp://wordpress.com/abuse/

  3. actionhero11
    Member
    May 29, 2014, 2:41 AM

    Do you not read what ive just typed above ???

  4. actionhero11
    Member
    May 29, 2014, 2:42 AM

    May i ask that site mods that can help contact me and not people who just have a interest in being nosiey thanks

  5. raincoaster
    Member
    May 29, 2014, 2:44 AM

    You’re welcome, asshole. Good luck with that.

  6. actionhero11
    Member
    May 29, 2014, 2:45 AM

    What a idot another one to report for abuse

  7. actionhero11
    Member
    May 29, 2014, 2:47 AM

    Just reported you for abuse comments well done maybe you will learn to think before you speak

  8. raincoaster
    Member
    May 29, 2014, 2:47 AM

    I’m afraid you don’t understand. It is within my power to call staff to look at this thread and solve your problem. Or not. Guess which one I am choosing?

    PLEASE do report me. If this is your standard of “abuse” you must spend a great deal of your life in psychic pain. Please fill out the following form and return it so that it may be processed ASAP.

     

Flame War o’ the Day: Forum Freshman Follies

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Ah, kids today! Who knows what crazy japes they get up to, eh?

Well, this for starters:

WORDPRESS ADDED MY EMAIL TO SPAM!!!!!!!

  1. ranhan429
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 4:14 AM

    I use an e-mail address SPECIFICALLY and ONLY for wordpress and it is now receiving spam. If you can’t keep my email off of a spam lists, how can I trust you with other sensitive information!!!!!!!!??? I am now receiving spam from all these weird Canadian medications and viagara.

    Additionally, now I just got a domain renewal from a SPAM site to renew my domain!!! ([email redacted] says that if I don’t send them lots of money my domain is going to expire. HA!) This is ridiculous.

    You guys are a total joke and I plan to take my business elsewhere.

  2. raincoaster
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 4:34 AM

    Actually this is your doing.

    You have a custom domain. As you know, there is an upgrade called “privacy” which is available at an extra cost. You did not purchase this. Therefore, all the data you put in to register the domain, eg actual physical address, phone number, and email, IS PUBLIC.

    That is where the spammer got your email, and how they knew you had a custom domain.

  3. raincoaster
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 4:35 AM

    See?

    http://whois.domaintools.com/foodmakesthefun.com

  4. raincoaster
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 4:38 AM

    If you look it up here, you can see EVERYTHING http://whois.online-domain-tools.com/

    I will refrain from doxing you in the forum, but your email is WordPress at your last name dot com and the last two digits of your phone number are 29.

  5. ranhan429
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 4:40 AM

    Well that is one thing. But my PRIVATE e-mail address? They make my private e-mail public? That is a joke if it’s the case. Most websites make the person’s Name, address public. They never mentioned e-mail address. If so I was totally misinformed, again shame on them.

  6. raincoaster
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 4:42 AM

    ALL domain registrations require that information, and they make it public unless you pay extra. It’s US law, I believe.

  7. ranhan429
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 4:44 AM

    yeah. I freaking got it. Can you take it off???

    I have another domain registered via google sites and it’s not public all that information and it’s FREE. delete your previous post while I figure the hell out how to damage control this. I want my site deleted ASAP.

  8. raincoaster
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 4:45 AM

    I can’t delete my post any more than you can delete yours.

  9. galois
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 4:46 AM

    It’s US law, I believe.

    Not only in the US. I think throughout Europe also.

  10. raincoaster
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 4:46 AM

    You can delete your site, but that won’t get your information back from the spammers; it will remain public until the domain expires.

  11. ranhan429
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 4:48 AM

    Hey Raincoaster delete your direct link to my information. Are you really that mean?!!!

    Well it doesn’t work like that with google sites. I’m not giving you people my other domain name, but whois doesn’t show any of that information.

  12. raincoaster
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 4:51 AM

    I cannot delete my post any more than you can.

  13. ranhan429
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 4:53 AM

    why. why the hell would you think of doing that?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. raincoaster
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 4:55 AM

    I hate exclamation marks.

  15. raincoaster
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 4:57 AM

    BTW your domain at blogspot is not a custom domain, so you didn’t have to put in that information. If you had registered a custom domain for your blogspot blog, you would have put in that information and yes, it would be public.

    If you had stuck with http://foodmakesthefun.wordpress.com/ here, you wouldn’t have had to put in that information and the information would not have become public.

  16. ranhan429
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 4:58 AM

    What a coincidence, I hate motorcycles and old men who ride them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. raincoaster
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 5:01 AM

    Hating on a charity ride to raise money to fight cancer? I should have put your dox here.

    Were you really a freshman in 2004? Because you sound like one now.

  18. ranhan429
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 5:07 AM

    Now we are even.

    http://whois.online-domain-tools.com/link/231be3giUW6xPSNbO/

  19. raincoaster
    Member
    May 27, 2014, 5:08 AM

    Oh goodness me, what a surprise!

    Poor Andy, I really do have to get that changed.

     

Seriously, Andy, I PROMISE to get that changed. Right after I’ve wrung every ounce of amusement out of this thread.

Backstory: I was the first person to have a custom domain on WordPress.com. The staff wanted it to be a surprise, so Andy registered it in his own name. Since that time, he’s gotten crazy flaming hatred from a number of people I’ve crossed online, probably including but not limited to the esteemed Sue Basko, Esq, and now including this twerp. Seriously, I very obviously don’t dox her and she goes apeshit. I should, but her mommy probably took her phone away by now anyway, so what’s the point?

By the way, her (custom domain-free) Google Site is ranhanstory.blogspot.ca/ if I’m not mistaken. And it looks like I’m not.

Ride for Dad: but give Dan the donation money!

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Dan Sparling Ride for Dad

Dan Sparling Ride for Dad

This is my almost-brother-in-law, Dan Sparling, boyfriend to The Sister for lo, these 23 years, and many thanks are due him for taking her off our hands. He’s spending his weekend doing the Ride for Dad through scenic southern Ontario, raising funds to fight prostate cancer.

We raise funds through large scale one-day motorcycle, snowmobile, watercraft and ATV ride events and through ongoing public fundraising throughout the year. TELUS Ride For Dad events take place in multiple cities across Canada, representing every Canadian province. To learn more about a ride in your city, please click here. 

Since 2000, the TELUS Ride For Dad has donated more than 13 million dollars to the Prostate Cancer Fight Foundation, charitable number 85133 3179 RR0001, to support prostate cancer research and awareness in the communities where the funds were raised – we give where we ride! 

Dan’s already met his goal of $500, but if you’re feeling generous and like possibly saving the lives of any of the prostate-having men you know and are fond of, click through and kick him a few bucks. God knows, it’s hard work touring the scenic countryside on a motorcycle on a beautiful spring day. Eh?

So it sprinkled! They earned their money! NOW GIVE THEM SOME!

So it sprinkled! They earned their money! NOW GIVE THEM SOME!