It’s beginning to look a lot like…a vibrator!

First Tesco puts pole dancing equipment in the toy aisle, and now Dora the Explorer‘s new, limited edition Aquapet (TM) is encouraging your kiddies (ages five and up!) to explore themselves in exciting, new ways!

Sigh…they grow up so fast, don’t they?

Dora, dora, dora.

7 thoughts on “It’s beginning to look a lot like…a vibrator!

  1. Y’know RC, sometimes a popular-children’s-show-themed water toy is just a popular-children’s-show-themed water toy . Beauty and perversion lie equally in the eye of the beholder, bog be thanked.

  2. James, I think NAMBLA is behind that Oozinator. Metro, I never thought I’d say this, but you’re just not dirty-minded enough. Although why you are thanking a toilet is beyond me.

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