It’s beginning to look a lot like…a vibrator!

First Tesco puts pole dancing equipment in the toy aisle, and now Dora the Explorer‘s new, limited edition Aquapet (TM) is encouraging your kiddies (ages five and up!) to explore themselves in exciting, new ways!

Sigh…they grow up so fast, don’t they?

Dora, dora, dora.

7 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. singer2b16
    Nov 18, 2006 @ 11:02:51

    that is so weird

  2. raincoaster
    Nov 18, 2006 @ 20:51:46

    Yeah, but I bet it’ll be popular!

  3. James I McAnespy
    Nov 19, 2006 @ 13:35:29

    Check out this ad for a supersoaker from a few years ago. http://egodeity.blogspot.com/2006/06/just-pump-and-squirt.html

  4. Metro
    Nov 20, 2006 @ 19:36:40

    Y’know RC, sometimes a popular-children’s-show-themed water toy is just a popular-children’s-show-themed water toy . Beauty and perversion lie equally in the eye of the beholder, bog be thanked.

  5. raincoaster
    Nov 21, 2006 @ 04:21:41

    James, I think NAMBLA is behind that Oozinator. Metro, I never thought I’d say this, but you’re just not dirty-minded enough. Although why you are thanking a toilet is beyond me.

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