First Tesco puts pole dancing equipment in the toy aisle, and now Dora the Explorer‘s new, limited edition Aquapet (TM) is encouraging your kiddies (ages five and up!) to explore themselves in exciting, new ways!
Sigh…they grow up so fast, don’t they?
that is so weird
Yeah, but I bet it’ll be popular!
Check out this ad for a supersoaker from a few years ago. http://egodeity.blogspot.com/2006/06/just-pump-and-squirt.html
Y’know RC, sometimes a popular-children’s-show-themed water toy is just a popular-children’s-show-themed water toy . Beauty and perversion lie equally in the eye of the beholder, bog be thanked.
James, I think NAMBLA is behind that Oozinator. Metro, I never thought I’d say this, but you’re just not dirty-minded enough. Although why you are thanking a toilet is beyond me.
[...] actual sounds the machine makes as MP3 files as well: if only this little device looked like the Dora the Explorer aquapet, my day would be [...]
[...] actual sounds the machine makes as MP3 files as well: if only this little device looked like the Dora the Explorer aquapet, my day would be [...]