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It’s beginning to look a lot like…a vibrator!

First Tesco puts pole dancing equipment in the toy aisle, and now Dora the Explorer’s new, limited edition Aquapet (TM) is encouraging your kiddies (ages five and up!) to explore themselves in exciting, new ways!

Sigh…they grow up so fast, don’t they?

Dora, dora, dora.

This entry was written by raincoaster and posted on November 18, 2006 at 5:28 am and filed under Allegory, Dating, Entertainment, Family, Humour, Movies, Sex, Singles, Weird, sad, technology. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

5 Comments

  1. singer2b16
    Posted November 18, 2006 at 11:02 am | Permalink

    that is so weird

  2. raincoaster
    Posted November 18, 2006 at 8:51 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, but I bet it’ll be popular!

  3. James I McAnespy
    Posted November 19, 2006 at 1:35 pm | Permalink

    Check out this ad for a supersoaker from a few years ago. http://egodeity.blogspot.com/2006/06/just-pump-and-squirt.html

  4. Metro
    Posted November 20, 2006 at 7:36 pm | Permalink

    Y’know RC, sometimes a popular-children’s-show-themed water toy is just a popular-children’s-show-themed water toy . Beauty and perversion lie equally in the eye of the beholder, bog be thanked.

  5. raincoaster
    Posted November 21, 2006 at 4:21 am | Permalink

    James, I think NAMBLA is behind that Oozinator. Metro, I never thought I’d say this, but you’re just not dirty-minded enough. Although why you are thanking a toilet is beyond me.


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