13 thoughts on “the meaning of life”

1. Are LongDonkeys marsupials as well ?

   Tot siens

   G E

2. No, Longdonkeys evolved in Eastern Europe, a marsupial-free zone.

3. .. err … “This video will leave you …… with these strange marsupials”

   I don’t feel so bad for suggesting that Monsiuer Metro’s blubber-eating Tree Octopodia were Crustaceans

   Hier in Inglaterra, the sun is shining on the unRghteous, but it’s cold – the temperature is F48 degrees (above zero) but rooineks don’t have Blood-Anti-Freeze (a Cannuck evolutionary adaption to the local heat)

   Alles Gute

   G E

4. Pandas are marsupials, though. Here in Vancouver it’s almost freezing, very damp, and I just got out of bed after a day off being sick as a dog. Wonder why they call it that, actually; dogs are pretty healthy normally.

5. Yeah, but most humans don’t nose around in their own vomit to see if there’s still anything edible.

6. Metro, nothing could make clearer the fact that we live in totally different neighborhoods.

7. Sehr geEhrte RegenCoaster

   I am glad you are recovered, at least sufficiently to post on Man’s best Friend – the dog, which seems to have a great & inordinate affection for Homo pseudo-Sapiens

   Apparently, the normal Anglo-Saxon word for dog was Hound (then pronounced “Hund”), which was later supplanted by “dog” but no-one knows where “dog” came from

   I am sorry that the Hounds in Metro’s NeighboUrhood have such a rough time that they have to subsist on scraps from welfare & the local dustbins

   My Spies in Ohio report 9 inches of snow (or “snay” in the local dialect in these parts) – presumably Vancouver is protected by the Pacific equivalent of the Gulf Stream

   Totsiens

   G E

8. Normally it would be, but we had a foot of snow two weeks ago. Now it’s pretty much all melted, though. Nothing is uglier than dirty, melting city snow.

   In Metro’s neighborhood the dogs can subsist on Alpo and kibble; around here is where the junkies roam free. I did a blog post once on how difficult it was to keep the retriever from licking up junkie puke. Let me tell you, it’s great for your arm muscles.

   Everyone knows dogs come from the Pound. So they’re obviously that much more English than other animals, right?

9. Bonjour Mlle RegenCoaster

   J’aime Les Retrievers Goldens – ils avont les Tails tres Magnificents – ils sont les Amis tres Marvellous

   Perhaps the Pound-Escapees are Australians trying to get to the AntiPodes for a New & Better Life, impolitely thrashing les Pommes at the gNoble Game

   Auvoirs

   L’Aigle Gris

10. You live next to Chinatown–the only dogs there are the escapees.

11. Actually, the Pound is right down here as well. Handy. But I think that’s why the adoption price is so high; they have to make sure those lab-shepherd crosses are too expensive by the pound for the restaurants.

    And what IS it about people who own labs and shepherds that they never seem to spay or neuter them? Every goddam dog you see at the Pound is a lab-shepherd cross. Montreal had a brilliant solution: everyone whose un-neutered dog was found roaming three times had to work an eight hour shift helping them euthanize un-adopted animals. They had ZERO recidivism.

12. This was so cute. I wish I was a panda.

13. Would you be the sneezer, or the sneezee?

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