14 thoughts on “quiz: what will your famous last words be?”

1. …mine were the same :/

2. I’m sure you’ve led an interesting life then.

3. Sehr geEhtre Regen=Coaster

   It’s all very well for you Mitten-Wearing, Special Hat-Wearing Canuckistanis, with your special adaptations to the Cold & absence of sun-light for the long Winter=Months, even if so far from God but so close to the United States

   I & Mrs Eagle are not enjoying our Return from Argentine Heat/Sun=light & delicious InExpensive Wines to the Northern Hemisphere – the damp cold, long nights, the dislocated time-zone … these Rooineks still with their complacent arrogance & silly ideas, making the World Safe for Persecutors of Smokers & Fox-Hunters – damning the Grey Squirrels & HedgePigs intruding on Hebridean Islands,

   Unlike you Young Folk, I am arrived at the Stage in Life for increasing focus on contriving not to have any occasion to beneift Humankind & Posterity by having to utter one’s last words – am I really going to have to give up eating Cheese …….

   Alles Gute & belated Best Wishes for the New Year

   Your obedient servant etc

   G Eagle

4. “Nice doggy”, apparently.

   And you think I’m paranoid about wee beasties?

5. Yep, “Nice Doggy”.

   Wasn’t that a vicious looking brute in the picture though?

6. Well, Metro, don’t waste any time: call the cops on him immediately! Glavar, I guess you won’t be getting a watch dog any time soon: perhaps a fox terrier would work? Fiercely territorial, their bark could shatter glass, and they don’t come up to crotch level even if they stand on a stool.

   G Eagle, what in god’s name did the generator say were your last words? “This is a lovely Brie?”

7. MIne will be “Nice doggy” also. Wonder how many different sets of last words there are, anyway? Must go take test again. . .

8. Oh,you can also get “Goodbye. I’m leaving because I am bored.”

9. I believe there was an Englishman who actually used that on a suicide note. Husband of a more famous wife, but his name escapes me at the moment.

10. “I can pass this guy.”

11. I could see your husband saying that, but you?

12. Have you ever actually watched her drive?

13. Ironic if you’re a vegetarian.

14. Sehr geEhrte Regen=Coaster

    Je suis tout desole to intrude on the private auto=biographical Griefs of Man & Wife … just becauce my preference is to rive (badly) on the left side of the road … let ntohing (apart from Lori) distract M. Metro from his holy und gNoble Tree Octopodia Farm Project

    Damn the Brie – full steam ahead

    Your obedient servant

    G E

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