Check this out: looks like Howard K. forgot to sanitize the crime scene before the cops and/or the reporters from TMZ could get there. He was, reports say, much more thorough when Daniel ankled this planet.
Yogurt, sure. Weight loss shakes? Of course. Vitamins? Whatever, who cares?
So far, it looks like my fridge, except I would never buy an American brand of Worchestershire sauce.
But wait. What’s that I spy?
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Heroin!
Of course, the alternate theory to the ever-popular The Lawyer/Butler/Babydaddy Pretender Did It theory is that Trimspa got wise to her Slimfast-suckin’, cheatin’ gullet, and had her offed before the news could leak, potentially undoing millions of dollars’ and several years’ worth of marketing work.
As for me, well I have an alibi. I was blogging at the time.
Also, was she really fucking her bodyguard? Go her!
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If you’re drug-addled mother with a small child, ALWAYS keep the methadone on the bottom shelf of the fridge, and the Slimfast higher up. After all, you don’t want the child growing up with an eating disorder.
Indeed. One must have priorities!
[...] Anna Nicole Smith, a woman with a drug problem and a small child, the answer was the bottom shelf of the fridge. The Slimfasts, on the other hand, should be kept higher up, well out of the reach of tiny [...]
Stephen Hawking has entered the paternity challenge.
Ok… so she’s addicted to smack AND has a weight problem?
No way would Stephen Hawking be rich enough for Anna Nicole.
And Methadone causes you to retain water. It’s heroin and coke that are slimming.
Come on, let’s be nice and have some Compassion!
Sorry, too big a stretch. Kudos to her for getting off the smack, but no more than her due.
What is with that fridge? It looks like a totally cheapo rec-room under-the-bar fridge, or something you might find in a low rental apartment.
Hell, even my fridge is way more posh than that one. I smell a rat!
No, it was her bar fridge in the hotel. Par for the course.
[...] Germans” is something one could easily associate with the erstwhile Trimspa Goddess, the Methadone Muse, as of course is loopily intoxicated showtime [...]
Seen this? I wonder if all those paternity claims for the little girl will be dropped now.
Smith left her estate to dead son
That won’t make any difference, actually. Under US law she died essentially intestate, because her designated heir was already dead. Even if he hadn’t predeceased her, the little girl would be his heir. Fathers can’t inherit from their children unless they’re named in that kid’s will.