Anna Nicole’s Fridge contents!

I can't believe it's not heroin!Check this out: looks like Howard K. forgot to sanitize the crime scene before the cops and/or the reporters from TMZ could get there. He was, reports say, much more thorough when Daniel ankled this planet.

Yogurt, sure. Weight loss shakes? Of course. Vitamins? Whatever, who cares?

So far, it looks like my fridge, except I would never buy an American brand of Worchestershire sauce.

But wait. What’s that I spy?

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Heroin!

Of course, the alternate theory to the ever-popular The Lawyer/Butler/Babydaddy Pretender Did It theory is that Trimspa got wise to her Slimfast-suckin’, cheatin’ gullet, and had her offed before the news could leak, potentially undoing millions of dollars’ and several years’ worth of marketing work.

As for me, well I have an alibi. I was blogging at the time.

Also, was she really fucking her bodyguard? Go her!

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13 thoughts on “Anna Nicole’s Fridge contents!

  1. If you’re drug-addled mother with a small child, ALWAYS keep the methadone on the bottom shelf of the fridge, and the Slimfast higher up. After all, you don’t want the child growing up with an eating disorder.

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  3. What is with that fridge? It looks like a totally cheapo rec-room under-the-bar fridge, or something you might find in a low rental apartment.

    Hell, even my fridge is way more posh than that one. I smell a rat!

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  5. That won’t make any difference, actually. Under US law she died essentially intestate, because her designated heir was already dead. Even if he hadn’t predeceased her, the little girl would be his heir. Fathers can’t inherit from their children unless they’re named in that kid’s will.

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