We know what it’s like. It’s two in the morning, your hand won’t let go of the remote, and your innate optimism is driving you to click past yet another NADs commercial, whispering there must be something good on, there must be something good on…and so dawn finds you, bleary yet hopeful, thumb numb, clicking onward in search of the one interesting show that has to be out there.
Allow me.
Ladies, gentlemen, and undecided, we present the one channel on which you can all depend. No, not the Yule Log.
Available 24/7, Cheddarvision never disappoints. Like Fox News or state channel of a banana republic, you always know what you’re going to get: a wheel of cheddar, slowly ageing on a shelf in realtime. If you’ve ever thought that Watch the Grass Grow cam was too fast-paced, if you’ve ever thought that watching slo-mo replays of golf got you too riled up before naptime, if you’re the kind who eschews cough syrup because you might get a wicked high, then this is the channel for you. Watching a wheel of cheddar age has got to be more interesting than the gossip around the canasta table in the ward lounge.
If not, email me. I love a good canasta tale.
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Nothing surpasses the excitement of See Me Rot.
I don’t think you can really call that a “live” webcam, though.
They say they’ll give you a quote on setting up a camera for a loved one…
Ew. Who on earth would want to watch your beloved [fill-in-the-blank] rot in the grave?
Cremate me. Scatter me in the forest. None of this rotting meat thing.
Actually, I was thinking of donating my body to science; gastrophysics ideally.
Metro, your body will never rot, thanks to the chemicals you’ve been putting in it for decades.
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