What would the lolcats say?
Useful for small, vicious children as well. A great gift item, and reasonably priced, too! I, personally, prefer to drug them and then throw them in an old burlap sack full of rusty nails I’ve fished up from the bottom of an old cistern, but I understand that this rather rough and ready solution might not be entirely Martha-approved. This looks quite safe, though:
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My word! This has true potential! Maybe for carrying Regent University graduates to Congressional hearings? Scaling up the head cage for Karl Rove? Squaring off the head cage for Alberto G? The mind boggles!
The Porta-Politician.com URL is available, if you’re interested in starting a business.
if you liked this then you’d really enjoy the book “101 uses for a dead cat” . my personal favourite was the pencil sharpener.
I have “Shoot a preppie, save an alligator” but I don’t have the dead cat one. I should check it out.
Aha! So this is why you are so successful at pilling cats.
“Successful at pilling cats”?
Not that I have yet seen.
I’m still waiting for that delivery…you should pick up one of these.
We need at least 20 million of these, for the redelivery of Mexicans to Mexico.
Hmm, some of my Native friends might be interested in your idea of using them to repatriate immigrants.
VERY interested.
Add another 20 million to that order for blind, ideologically simple supporters of the Republican National Committee . . . or was that the Committee for Public Safety?
Look it up.
All you have to do is point and say, “Wow, is that Jessica Simpson and Dick Cheney signing autographs” and they obediently go wherever you point.