the finest piece of tabloid reporting in history

taken just before the little boy ripped her arm off and shattered her skull with it 

Bar none. From TMZ.

Victoria Beckham blah blah shopping blah L.A. blah blah Friday. Blah blah!

Posh, 33, blah blah Kitson — blah blah purple dress blah, Spice blah blah photogs blah blah blah blah!

Paparazzi crush blah blah Robertson Blvd., blah blah emaciated blah blah blonde bob blah blah blah. Blah!

Sheer Genius! Also: 33? O rly??? See the site for the several PAGES of comments this post generated!

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11 thoughts on “the finest piece of tabloid reporting in history

  1. Vicus Scurra says:

    Unless I missed my guess, David seems to be sporting another new hairstyle.

  2. raincoaster says:

    He’s a LOT shorter than I thought, too.

  3. Philipa says:

    Rich woman walks unaided!

  4. raincoaster says:

    You can’t see the strings; they’ve been photoshopped out. She no longer has the strength to stand upright without her MarionetteMaster.

  5. Do I detect a bit of jealousy here Raincoaster?

  6. raincoaster says:

    Yes: that blogger is paid BY THE WORD.

  7. Philipa says:

    See the boys in the background staring at her arse – did she forget to remove something?

  8. Saskboy says:

    Who is the woman with the starved body, and why are we talking about her?

  9. raincoaster says:

    What, didn’t you read the article???

  10. fracas says:

    I love it! I’m coming here daily now just because of that post alone.

  11. raincoaster says:

    Thanks, I have to catch up on my trashy celeb-obsessed reading over the weekend. I miss them all sooo much…

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