quiz: which university are you?

This is hilarious! Based on nothing more than a few superficial questions, this quiz got right to the very core of my being (except the tall part), exposing things which I had killed all witnesses to. Oh, fine, make me start over.


You’re Lomonosov Moscow State University!

Though you’re often cold and depressed, no one can question
your access to knowledge and the creativity that often accompanies suffering.
You see yourself as a varied teacher, sometimes spreading the word of
monarchs, tyrants, or even mere corrupt politicians. Along the way, you’ve
lived an unstable and interesting existence and grown very tall. Now, you’re
in quite a rush. Uh.


Take the University Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Utterly, totally stolen from Vivian Page, who is a much more respectable university altogether.

19 thoughts on “quiz: which university are you?

  1. You talk big about changing things and altering the balance of society, but where you come from, the leaves turning colors is considered a major change. Still, you have been known to break ground, and loved to delve into people’s inner motivations in the old days. Now, you talk mostly about signatures and inquiring minds. You are well known for butchering the name of your hometown.

    So far undecided if that’s a good or bad result..

  2. @ cat: Well, is it an Ivy League school? Sounds like Harvard!

    @ nursemyra: Wesleyan? Uh, there must be some mistake. Unless they’re talking about Wesleyan from 11pm Friday to 1 am Sunday.

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  4. LOL – I took this at Viv’s blog earlier today. I came up as Haverford or something. Basically it said I wanted to hang out with chicks.

    It quiz is flawless in my estimation!

  5. You’re Claremont McKenna College!
    Founded in a belief in money, you have said that civilization prospers with commerce. You are remarkably successful for your young age and small stature, though you still have quite a ways to go. While you seem so small, you know much of your success is owed to your close friends who stay near you at all times. Perhaps a little too near. Deep down, you never want to enter the real world.

    never heard of it, but sounds like me!

  6. Maybe it’s like Atlantis; you believe in it after the abuse of many a substance with a lurid colour and the label of “poison” confusing it for something utterly French.

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