nonplussed by nonopus
12 May 2008 5 Comments
in Cthulhu, Dating, Humour, Lush Life, Sex, Squid, Weird, animals, fish, humor, meme, tasteless
Many and varied are the twisty and strange paths down which Cthulhu’s tentacles wind, to fondle our dreams and turn them to starkest guilt-inducing nightmare. Behold the nine-limbed offspring of an unhallowed union between the many-tentacled one and a wandering, and apparently beer-goggled, Octopus vulgaris.
Remember, if a starfish has a coyote morning, iz not so bad ackshuly. Pity the octopussy chosen by Great Cthulhu.
From Pink Tentacle, via Neatorama. Hey, doesn’t Pink Tentacle sound like a Cthulhu pornsite?
May 13, 2008 @ 05:41:52
Pink tentacle — that’s good. Packed with a plethora of throbbing protrusions and appendages, I trust.
May 13, 2008 @ 15:03:26
more to nom
May 13, 2008 @ 20:29:10
I think it’s a good thing they got this before it developed into full-blown Cthulhoid. A narrow, tasty escape.
May 15, 2008 @ 22:58:35
Finally! She loves me!
May 16, 2008 @ 00:38:49
I didn’t recognize you: you’ve lost weight!