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Many and varied are the twisty and strange paths down which Cthulhu’s tentacles wind, to fondle our dreams and turn them to starkest guilt-inducing nightmare. Behold the nine-limbed offspring of an unhallowed union between the many-tentacled one and a wandering, and apparently beer-goggled, Octopus vulgaris.

Remember, if a starfish has a coyote morning, iz not so bad ackshuly. Pity the octopussy chosen by Great Cthulhu.

From Pink Tentacle, via Neatorama. Hey, doesn’t Pink Tentacle sound like a Cthulhu pornsite?

This entry was written by raincoaster and posted on May 12, 2008 at 5:24 am and filed under Cthulhu, Dating, Humour, Lush Life, Sex, Squid, Weird, animals, fish, humor, meme, tasteless. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

5 Comments

  1. The Necromancer
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 5:41 am | Permalink

    Pink tentacle — that’s good. Packed with a plethora of throbbing protrusions and appendages, I trust.

  2. amandzing
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 3:03 pm | Permalink

    more to nom

  3. raincoaster
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 8:29 pm | Permalink

    I think it’s a good thing they got this before it developed into full-blown Cthulhoid. A narrow, tasty escape.

  4. Metro
    Posted May 15, 2008 at 10:58 pm | Permalink

    Finally! She loves me!

  5. raincoaster
    Posted May 16, 2008 at 12:38 am | Permalink

    I didn’t recognize you: you’ve lost weight!


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