The REAL secret to getting new Followers

Sure, there are a million get-popular-with-robots-and-Bulgarian-spammers apps out there for Twitter; so many, indeed, that I wrote one myself.

GET 250,000 FOLLOWERS GUARANTEED! 100% FREE!

But there is really only one way to be sure.

Get Twitter Followers Guaranteed

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8 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Cat
    Jul 25, 2009 @ 20:20:55

    That’s a brilliant idea!

  2. raincoaster
    Jul 25, 2009 @ 20:22:29

    Guaranteed!

  3. Li
    Jul 25, 2009 @ 20:33:16

    Meanwhile, mere minutes after I’d registered on Twitter, I had more followers than I do Facebook friends, none of whom I’d actually met.

  4. raincoaster
    Jul 25, 2009 @ 20:40:19

    Let me guess: They’re all named “Britney Fucked Vids?”

  5. thewilleffect
    Jul 26, 2009 @ 03:50:41

    I’m furiously taking notes. :)

  6. raincoaster
    Jul 26, 2009 @ 03:53:22

    Don’t forget to follow raincoaster!

  7. G Eagle Esq
    Jul 26, 2009 @ 11:22:07

    Is it one of your Grace’s smartest moves to employ a Private Eye, with a Gun ….. and who is a left-handed Private Eye

    Not that I want to be reproached for casting skeptisismus on the President’s proposalsmfor left-handed affirmative action programme

  8. raincoaster
    Jul 27, 2009 @ 16:40:32

    I, on the other hand, am only curious about why there’s an eyeball on that guy’s phone. I mean, wha?

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