Sure, there are a million get-popular-with-robots-and-Bulgarian-spammers apps out there for Twitter; so many, indeed, that I wrote one myself.
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But there is really only one way to be sure.
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Meanwhile, mere minutes after I’d registered on Twitter, I had more followers than I do Facebook friends, none of whom I’d actually met.
Let me guess: They’re all named “Britney Fucked Vids?”
I’m furiously taking notes. :)
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Is it one of your Grace’s smartest moves to employ a Private Eye, with a Gun ….. and who is a left-handed Private Eye
Not that I want to be reproached for casting skeptisismus on the President’s proposalsmfor left-handed affirmative action programme
I, on the other hand, am only curious about why there’s an eyeball on that guy’s phone. I mean, wha?