And if I ever see any, I’m going to kick its ass.

[currently posting on a Windows 95 machine, Lazarus the Laptop, so named from the number of times it dies and comes back. The power cord for Eve, my marvelous new laptop, has died and although I have five power cords for Windows machines, of course none of them will fit. Reboot has none, Freegeek might have one, but the problem is all my money is in Paypal, and I won’t be able to get my hands on it before Saturday or so, because of course you have to go ONLINE to get money from paypal, and it takes four or five days to move to your bank account once you’ve transferred it. See you in a week?]

[GOD WHY IS IT ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH ME????]