It’s a good question. Here, courtesy of BoingBoing is La Molle Industria, a website that claims to lay it out for you in funfunhappyhappy Engerish terms…only not. I like it very much, although I have no need for the Orgasm Simulator.

Eg:

Tamatipico Is Your virtual flexworker: He works, he rests and he has fun when you want him to! Raise his productivity but pay attention to his energy and his happyness because he could get injured or strike.