“I feel safer in New York knowing that Phoebe Cates is looking out for me.”

It seems that former delicate flower of brunettitude and current Keven Kline spouse Phoebe Cates has turned ass-kicking vengence machine. Here is the whole story. I guess we can all sleep a little better, knowing that Phoebe is out there in the darkness, waiting, watching.

“I asked his mother’s name, and he didn’t know it. He told me, ‘I just call her Mom.’ They were pretty stupid.”