Honestly, officer, I was nowhere near Nigeria!
three young men have allegedly lost their genitals in mysterious circumstances…Alarmed, he started shouting ‘my penis, my pennies’ and he touched me and immediately I too also felt the same way and my penis also disappeared and so it was with the third victim, so we all raised alarm and a crowd gathered at the scene,” he narrated.
Now, I’m having a real hard time not posting this under “Allegory” but I shall restrain myself.
raincoaster 