Or like, whatever. Here straight from the horse’s mouth, or Yahoo‘s, and they must have all the hot poop on China, what with them being all up Chinese ass lately, is the latest in online roleplaying game innovation.
Doing good deeds, volunteering on building sites and obtaining Chairman Mao‘s autograph are some of the objectives of “Learn from Lei Feng,” a new online game starring the Chinese Communist Party’s legendary hero.
“For beginners, sewing and mending socks is the only way to increase experience and upgrade,” said Jiao Jian, a young pupil and online game fan from the southern city of Guangzhou.
Boy, this guy is totally gonna be scoring all the chicks the D&D guys are pulling now, eh?
“As long as my experience, reputation, skill and loyalty satisfy the game’s criteria, I will win and meet Chairman Mao,” Jiao said.
Sooner or later, we all will, if we’ve been bad enough.
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Actually, Mao retired in 1976 and came to live in my village. He is still around and remarkably fit, taking a daily swim in the River Wey, not quite the Yangste, but hey! He speaks English with a curious North East Hampshire burr – how we chuckle when, after 15 pints he says “All Capitalists are Paper Tigers” in that funny voice. He has fitted in very well with village life, and is active in the workers turnip harvesting collective and runs the Scout troup, although not quite in the way that Baden Powell would have recognised. Still, only four executions in three years is not bad by human rights standards in modern China, and it has led to a marked decrease in shoplifting.
Awesome news! Will he sign my little red book for me, if I wear the hat and everything? About time the Boy Scouts got a leader who wasn’t a weakling or a pederast anyway.