Show me! Show you!

Kikkoman! Kikkoman!

He came from the planet of soy

Warrior of justice, Kikkoman!

Yes, that’s what the world truly needs: a bisexual, fish-headed, soy-based sauce-themed beefcake porn cartoon superhero with a motorcycle, a white cat, a youthful “ward,” a seductive female adversary, a loincloth, and a propensity for standing on top of telephone poles in high winds. Look, up in the sky…it’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a suspiciously elevated white loincloth!