Because it's always the right time for some demented Christmas Carols!!! Here is the collection from the eminent, prominent, and indubitably fragrant PDQ Bach:
Good King Kong looked out on his feet
And he saw that they were large.
“Ho, ho,” he said, “we go,” he said,
“To make some tracks in the snow,
Forsooth our feet are very large.”
Squinch, squinch, squinch.