God Bless the Atheists

Black JesusThis fellow makes a holy handcart full of sense.

Even though I think the charges involved are appropriate, I support his premise that what the Evangelists are doing is on the same level. I'm just more of a bitch.

I happen to think it's illegal harassment when some dude fondles your shoulder and prays over you even when you ask him not to.

What's legal for Evangelists should be legal for Satanists

The guy asked if he could pray with me for my continued success.White Satanist, Marilyn Manson

"No thanks, bud, I'm an atheist," I told him, hoping the conversation would end there…he placed one hand on my shoulder and started praying out loud.

…These kids need a good, swift kick in their pentagrams … What they did was rude and ill-conceived, but I'm not so convinced it was illegal.

And anyway, if being obnoxious about faith is against the law, there's not enough jail cells in the state for all the pushy believers out there.

2 thoughts on “God Bless the Atheists

  1. Thanks! I’ve been looking for an excuse to link to them for awhile. Perhaps I’ll use the advice column of the world’s most upright, uptight Christian woman, Betty whatsername. Great site.

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