Today in Giant Knitted Squid News: The Great Cat Battle

Cat Squid BattleIs this truly the last thing Cthulhu sees, just before he's ripped to shreds? I thinkest so.

Knitted Giant Squid Baby Hat Instructions

Because hey, who doesn't want their baby to look as if it's being devoured by one of the Elder Gods, eh?

Note: the Giant Squid is a blogger! Who knew?

I, my Semitic friend, am a GIANT SQUID. Archteuthis archteuthis. The terrible kraken of the deep. And my axons are as thick around as the tip of one of my tentacles, or as thick perhaps as your much-vaunted opposable thumb.

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