he finished delivering Domino's pizzas, "he transports deceased bodies in the same vehicle for a funeral homeAaaaaaaaaaaalrighty then. Thanks to the Smoking Gun for that story, and I am wondering what happens if he doesn't deliver the corpse within twenty minutes. Do you get the next stiffie free?
It is at this point that I'm reminded of The Pizza King. Now, I adore the Pizza King. It is my go-to pizza choice, without question. Large, three-topping pizza, lasagne, baked ravioli, garlic bread, four salads, side of ribs, two bbq'd drumsticks and four Cokes for $26 Canadian. Can't beat that with a baseball bat.
However.
A few years ago another branch of the same franchise was in the news for some actions that were less than mouth-watering.
On Aug. 4, 1993, the charred remains of what police believe was 64-year-old Bikker Singh Sangha were found on four trays in the since defunct Pizza King restaurant, which used to be located at 12012-88th Ave. in Newton.
And now, because it is Tasteless Day on the raincoaster blog, something you'll have picked up on from the earlier posts, we will post a couple of the jokes that were current at the time. I believe the defence, which was successful, was that people were just trying to save money on the cremation by sticking him in a pizza oven and letting her rip. All perfectly above-board. At three in the morning before the death had actually been reported.
Note to consumers: apparently, the oven was later sold at auction to a new pizza joint. I order all my pizzas from places that have been in existence longer than that, just to be safe. Ew.
Joke A:
So, what was the name of the guy whose body was found in a pizza oven in Surrey?
Amir Cinder
Joke B:
What was his middle name?
Pandeep
raincoaster 
I remember this!!
“Did you hear that teh brother of the guy cooked in teh pizza oven was murdered too? Yeah he got run over. You know what his name is?” Pindunder Jeep
“What was the name of the guy cooked in the pizza oven?” Pan Deep
“What was the name of the guy that got cooked in the pizza oven?” Charred Cinder
Hilarious! Thanks for adding to my tasteless joke collection!
BTW did you know the pizza oven got sold and is still in use?
I heard he wasn’t east indian at all, he was a large hawaiian
I heard he wasn’t east indian at all, he was a large hawaiian
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Always that brazilian in the wrong place.
People think brazilian have not cultute,there’s only maybe Caetano Veloso,Gilberto Gil and one thing or another.
(There’s a dark mulatto writer whose name I forgot).
So I wanna present a must of brazilian poetry.I ask you to use the google translator because I am bad in traduction to English.
Instead you don’t know, we are proud of our culture and MPB (Música Popular Brasileira)Here goes the poem in Portuguese.
“Por trás do arco-íris além do horizonte
Há um mundo encantado feito pra você
Onde o sonho colorido mora atrás do monte
Quero te levar comigo quando amanhecer
Vou te mostrar que é de chocolate
De chocolate que o amor é feito
De chocolate choc choc chocolate bate o meu coração
E numa casinha de biscoito e sorvete
Você vai me esperar a cada anoitecer
Brigadeiro, rocambole e doce de leite
É só você tomar cuidado para não derreter
Vou te mostrar que é de chocolate
De chocolate o amor é feito
De chocolate choc choc chocolate bate o meu coração
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
La la la la la la
why is “Amir” a muslim name, used in a joke about a sikh dude? LOL hold this fkn L