The real scandal is that Goatee Boy here only got the part because of the outrageous salary demands on the part of Kevin Smith, the original Silent Bob. The director and producer simply refused, after a long attempt at negotiaions, to deal with the volatile star, and who among us can blame them?
And is it my imagination, or does Smith call us "You tubers" in some clever couch-potato referencing action?
Naw, he'd never do that!
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“Goatee Boy” is reprising his role of Dante of the “I’m not even supposed to be here today!!” whine, the Quick Stop clerk from the original movie. The guy in the car is also in the original. Weird to see them aging like the rest of us…probably still in the same jobs…”Goatee Boy” is also in most of Smith’s other movies, I believe, in bit parts. The TV announcer in Dogma, for example.
Smith is still, and always, Silent Bob with Jason Mewes as his mostly-heterosexual lifemate Jay.
Thanks for the info; you’ve seen one chubby goatee boy, you’ve seen them all. I gathered Jay was mostly hypotheticalsexual. The parallels, though, are striking.
Goddammit, Smith, leave your stupid videos on the web or don’t post them at all. Control freak!
hey, hey, HEY, HEY, I’ve got a goatee and I’m not even supposed to be here!